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submitted 2 days ago by pedrobear@altgag.net to c/memes@lemmy.world

Doesn't matter, had sex?

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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Image search duck penis. You will not regret image searching duck penis today.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 55 points 2 days ago

I used to raise ducks.

Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.

Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn't help that I was the last one to touch it.

Sad duck. Tasted great, though.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You mean the rest of the duck tasted great right?

[-] Bababasti@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

Dicks out for young Drake ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜”

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, this was 2016, too! I think a little before Harambe, so maybe I didn't mess up the greatest dicks out joke my life would ever know.

[-] SCmSTR 10 points 1 day ago

I regret image searching duck penis today.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You must be lying, that guy said you wouldn't regret it.

[-] SCmSTR 1 points 1 day ago

I've done many things in life that others would regret and I don't. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don't know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).

Cartoon NSFW

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ok.

E: safe search โ€œoff.โ€

That was a terrible idea.

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