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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Liar, you're not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid's bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn't a healthy and energizing remedy?

(Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)

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