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Would you sell liquor to this baby?
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As a libertarian I would advocate selling liquor to all babies who want it.
Man, I miss the "As a libertarian" guy on reddit. Dude would start every comment like that before saying something insane.
Praximis_Prime_ARG iirc, the best part was that they'd include a link to a libertarian actually saying that exact thing.
Yeah!!! That's the guy. He's used multiple accounts over the years. Dude was funny as hell.
Omg you guys are taking me back. Fucking loved this guy. Best bit ever
Hilariously redundant.
As a libertarian, I'd also still comment on Reddit.
FTFY
If they want it enough they'll get a good enough job to afford it so that's redundant.
As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
Liar, you're not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid's bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn't a healthy and energizing remedy?
(Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)
As a libertarian I would advocate selling ~~liquor to all~~ babies who want it
Kid Beer?
Don’t waste my fucking time, baby beer.
It's got what babies crave