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Would you sell liquor to this baby? (lemmy.today)
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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid's bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn't a healthy and energizing remedy?

(Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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