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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Anything but metric.
Yeah like two extremely relatable and immediately identifiable sizes that are much more visceral than saying ~13.3-16m and ~38cm
I hate to break it to you, but when someone states anything in metric, I immediately have a feel for how large that is. That's because we usually state everything in metric, so we don't need to refer to random stuff and just learn the sizes of everything.
And yet I still have no idea how big the squid is. Buses range in size dramatically.
So do large pizzas.
How much is that in football fields?
About a 200th of a football field.
I bet I could get beat by it in a fight
No they don't? And we can see the proportions.
A "school bus" can be a local mini that's like 8-10?m long, or a medium like 15-metre one. A "school bus" (as it would be near me) can also be an articulated main route bus that has three high schools and a major university on both ends of the corridor, at like 30 metres long.
Ditto pizzas. A "large" is such an arbitrary measurement.
as for "seeing" the proportions... if you gave me that picture and told me it was shrimp-sized (also a bit ambiguous), I couldn't question it. At best, the "pizza" and "bus" provide order of magnitude estimates.
It says bus-sized, and it's long. That makes it a standard bus, not a short bus. And we can assume it's not a city bus, because it says school bus. It's pretty clear what the approximate size is.
That's such an american thing to say. School and city buses are the same thing in a lot of the world. Sometimes they are chartered by the school with public funds, sometimes they are just normal bus lines that have additional timeslots before and after school.
And even school uses itself vary a lot by each countrie. The US has these yellow monsters while a lot of Asian countries use small vans as buses.
Real LPT is always in the comments
Both school busses and pizzas change in size around the world. Metres do not
Sorry. Even feet and inches don't change. Its easy to use the internet and swap feet to meters (even getting a few common conversions memorised) but whale or bus I can't really learn that.
Well I'm glad you posted the actual measurements because now I actually know how big it is, so thank you for that.
bigger than a school bus describes a Bodega, the eiffel tower, Mexico, Jupiter and the entirety of the universe.
Everything except for smaller stuff. You know, things like tires, lug nuts, screws, atoms, electrons, etc.
What about the Uniroyal tire, the Lansing Lugnut , and the JK welding screw?
Was that when she trash talked the actors?
The thing about a meter is that it's the same length everywhere. A large pizza and a bus, however.....
I am the first to shit on the imperial system. I have to admit I agree with you on that one
Be really easy to say something like "squid the size of a 15 meter bus with eyes the size of a 38cm pizza"
Now I'm wondering how the search trends look when these stories hit. Does google have a spike of people asking how big a school bus is and/or for average size of large pizza? Is it something they're doing on purpose to gather more data on us?