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[-] prole 14 points 1 week ago

Coming home to an empty house is fucking awesome and one of the best parts about living alone

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

I think he means empty in that he'll never be able to afford any furniture.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I knew a guy like that. I used to drive him to/from work all the time after he got his DUI. When my apartment flooded, he let me crash for a few days. He had a couch, a coffee table, a huge TV, the same computer my parents had when I was in middle school, and a mattress on the floor. That was his entire apartment. Except he could afford furniture, he just spent it all on women and booze. Wonder what he's up to now.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

From your description, probably women and booze.

this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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