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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 161 points 5 days ago

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 116 points 5 days ago

Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago

The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there's hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).

[-] sapetoku@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 80 points 5 days ago

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago

All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.

This is why we fund NASA!

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 5 points 5 days ago
[-] Sho@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

A wank whilst wearing a condom

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago

With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Jacking it with a condom on

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 5 days ago

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

[-] Entertainmeonly 15 points 5 days ago

Thats just normal recycling

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's a normal wank...er...right? Right?

[-] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah but you have a side salad with it

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on

[-] pressedhams 10 points 5 days ago

I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

Semen isn't gravity fed so I don't think the lack of it would make a difference.

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat

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