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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'
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Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
Holy...
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.
What the fuck.
It's real.
Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn't be real. It's bananas.
"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"
You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw
I already knew that, unfortunately!
in his youth he would eat roadkill.
Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.
I've completely lost respect for her
She's always been a talentless gold digger.