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[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 65 points 4 days ago

Holy...

This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?

[-] variablenine 35 points 4 days ago

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.

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