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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 79 points 1 day ago

Biweekly is another one. Two times a week, or once every two weeks (also called a fortnight)?

[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago

This is one of those ones that's a tragedy. Biweekly "should" always mean every two weeks. Twice a week is "semi-weekly", aka every half a week.

But regardless of what it "should" mean, people use it wrong often enough that you have to check every time, not because the word is ambiguous, but because people are often mistaken.

It's a shame, but it's part of human communication 😅

[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Human communication sucks. It should be illegal.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago
[-] _NetNomad@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

sorry that's illegal

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

There's also semi monthly, which is two times a month, as opposed to every two weeks, which is what biweekly is

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Semi monthly results in 24 events per year while biweekly events happen 26 times

[-] saplyng@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I can't express the amount of visceral discomfort this brought me.

[-] spiffpitt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

if we're taking financial payment periods, i believe that some years turn into 27 periods 😄

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Approximately 26 times a year.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Check the podcast episode “A Problem Squared - 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals”. In it, Matt and Beck discuss what these terms even mean, and propose a solution.

[-] Nihilore@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago

Fortnightly already exists as a term though, why would biweekly mean the same thing?

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

We can have more than one way of describing things. Sometimes there is subtle nuances between the words.

[-] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

No one ever uses fortnightly though. I have a hard time even remembering what it means as it's never used.

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