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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 month ago

Biweekly is another one. Two times a week, or once every two weeks (also called a fortnight)?

[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago

This is one of those ones that's a tragedy. Biweekly "should" always mean every two weeks. Twice a week is "semi-weekly", aka every half a week.

But regardless of what it "should" mean, people use it wrong often enough that you have to check every time, not because the word is ambiguous, but because people are often mistaken.

It's a shame, but it's part of human communication 😅

[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Human communication sucks. It should be illegal.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago
[-] _NetNomad@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

sorry that's illegal

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

There's also semi monthly, which is two times a month, as opposed to every two weeks, which is what biweekly is

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Semi monthly results in 24 events per year while biweekly events happen 26 times

[-] saplyng@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I can't express the amount of visceral discomfort this brought me.

[-] spiffpitt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

if we're taking financial payment periods, i believe that some years turn into 27 periods 😄

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Approximately 26 times a year.

[-] Nihilore@quokk.au 7 points 1 month ago

Fortnightly already exists as a term though, why would biweekly mean the same thing?

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

We can have more than one way of describing things. Sometimes there is subtle nuances between the words.

[-] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

No one ever uses fortnightly though. I have a hard time even remembering what it means as it's never used.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Check the podcast episode “A Problem Squared - 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals”. In it, Matt and Beck discuss what these terms even mean, and propose a solution.

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