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What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
The will to abuse animals.
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
Oh boy
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don't drink raw milk, even if it's fresh and straight from the teat
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it'll work either way.
Solidarity smdh
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.