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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance
(www.9news.com.au)
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When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?
His tongue is already stained orange
That was an image I definitely didn't need
Well done, it takes a lot to make me gag
A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
...have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.
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