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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

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[-] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 points 4 months ago

...have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.

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