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[-] The_v@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma's house (6 hour drive from home).

Bahahahahaha

To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

How do you get it home?

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