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For anybody wondering:
Yes and Christie Mack.
Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded "Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED." Apparently that was not the right answer.
Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged
He's a smeee...a smeee...a SMEEEEG HEEEEEEEAD
Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.
Cops and small town racism
Cops and big city racism
Cops and racism
Wow, surprised trump didn't pardon him and put him in change of DHS.
Yet
Holy fuck.
Combat sports athletes and being an abuser/rapist. Name a more iconic duo.
No seriously, it seems damn near every top dog in that industry has a history of, at minimum, credible rape and abuse allegations. Almost seems like a requirement.
Probably explains why the majority of them are MAGA too. Rapists love other rapists.
Yeah it turns out a job that starts by picking for people too violent for football and gives cte is going to have horrendous participants
that is a draconian punishment for an obscene crime. i'm not saying it doesn't fit, but damn. only times i see judges give sentences beyond 20 is when the defendant goes out of their way to piss off the judge.
just committing this crime is enough to piss me off, which is reason alpha i don't have the temperament to be a judge, but the extreme sentence gives me the feeling perpetrator must have been intransigent, incorrigible, showed no recognizance or remorse, stuff like that throughout the entire trial. Had a lawyer who repeatedly (to the point it appeared intentional) ignored court rules and procedures. represented himself. sovcit bullshit. stuff like that.
Wait what... punched himself over tcp/ip? Like... because of?
I too am so confused what tcp/ip has to do with this
Maybe it's a layer 8 problem
Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.
How do you put TCP/IP on a desk? Not the words or the letters, like what that actually stands for.
Lmao I tried searching what else tcp/ip could mean. I gave up after the 5th page of search results. Even ddg’s ai couldn’t come up with an answer.
You have to mix it with a gel to prevent evaporation. It will last several hours like that - plenty long enough to punch yourself over it.
TIL.
Any specific gel? Do I cut the end off of an Ethernet cable and let it call out?
Maybe he was in TCP the drug. Not sure what IP could be haha
How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.
Yeah, I’m confused as well
I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. "Over tcp/ip" as in "because of it"? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it "over tcp/ip" as in that he broadcasted it?
How do you punch yourself over tcp/ip?
I mean, sometimes I jerk off over tcp/ip, but I assume that’s different.
Guys, calm down. The “tcp/ip” comment was clearly an autocorrect error.
I think most are confused by your stateless "tcp/ip" bit.
I won't C myself OUT.
Great true crime episode about mentioned boyfriend 'warmachine' https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY