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submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down off a duck.

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't it be goose?

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Duck down is cheaper, but not as effective.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

It's much more effective if someone is trying to punch you though.

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