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You don't. You get down off a duck.

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[-] asqapro@reddthat.com 17 points 4 hours ago

For anyone struggling to get it:

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Ducks have feathers called down. The joke is that it seems like "down" is being used as an adverb, but it's being used as a noun.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I don't get-- ooohhh!

[-] tuckerm@feddit.online 4 points 5 hours ago

I thought this was an anti-joke until I read your comment. :D

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