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submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

You don't. You get down off a duck.

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[-] asqapro@reddthat.com 42 points 1 week ago

For anyone struggling to get it:

Tap for spoilerDucks have feathers called down. The joke is that it seems like "down" is being used as an adverb, but it's being used as a noun.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago
[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Duck down is cheaper, but not as effective.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

It's much more effective if someone is trying to punch you though.

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