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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 71 points 3 weeks ago

So the operation was a 100% succes.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 weeks ago

Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule ...

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Micro surgery is hard

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

A dick lost his life

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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