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My cat's a homophobic little shit
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Our friend started seeing a new guy. Her cat bit his balls the first time they were sleeping together. True story. This legit happened like a week ago.
Could be worse.
Cat sex is usually painful and unenjoyable, little guy probably thought he was saving her from being hurt
Holy shit thank god we didn't go beyond kissing, definitely not trying anything for now. The only thing he took off was his shirt off and she tried scratching him in the stomach
If you wanna fuck and you're in a studio, maybe lock her in the bathroom before you do it
She scratches on the door whenever I lock her out of a room, I don't want her chipping the paint :(
We got you.
https://www.amazon.com/CLAWGUARD-Scratch-Shield-Transparent-Protection-Protector/dp/B01MF64AXY/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?keywords=DOOR+SCRATCH+PROTECTOR&qid=1691660870&s=pet-supplies&sr=1-6
Or