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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] BruisedMoose@piefed.social 26 points 1 day ago

We also don't math too gooder.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I feel like people are just doing this now to annoy the person who commented on that one comment

[-] BruisedMoose@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

IDK. I was just admitting we are a nation of idiots.

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