if you HAD to pick one of these pets, which one would it be?
perfect!!!!! is it okay if I use that as the lemon man's face in the future?
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
what...? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!
then they will buy it
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I don't know math stuff I have a smooth brain upstairs
ok but why
uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
ok that's funny
sorry for shitposting so much today I'm bored :| url to the lemon man community if you'd want to join: https://lemmy.world/c/thelemonman
don't give me crap about how its not symmetrical I'm not that good with that kind of stuff
huh...you're probably right...
if she doesn't get fucking deported first for no REASON
sometimes; my mum doesn't do that often, preferring to wash them at home. in her words, when asked why, she said: "the detergent the hospital uses smells like used clorox wipes left out in the sun and then freezed for 1 day". how she knows what that smells like is beyond me...
Already got the answer, but thanks for trying to help!