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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I'm here. What now?
Sunscreen, maybe?
don't need sunscreen if you go at night
Username made me chortle
Raise hell!
how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
how?
They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
You can stick tall cans in the sand
But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won't fling metal shards around everywhere
My Stick grenade does.