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[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 214 points 4 days ago

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 86 points 4 days ago

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 4 days ago
[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago
[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

don't need sunscreen if you go at night

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 7 points 3 days ago

Username made me chortle

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[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)

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[-] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

[-] copd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You guys have hot sand? - British person

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

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[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 10 points 3 days ago

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago

Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this:Tip resistant decanter

[-] Strawberry 4 points 3 days ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Seems like a big wide base would be safer.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.

[-] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago

For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

[-] bier@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Super pretty decades or centuries later tho

[-] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You can stick tall cans in the sand

[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won't fling metal shards around everywhere

[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

My Stick grenade does.

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