You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says "Ocean Blindness." And apparently it's a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Thanks for digging, that's cool. I'm glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
He means sticking it in one's ass, and you probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn't do it in reverse with the swelling.
Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
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