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I have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
Red Delicious are also consistent. They are always red and always taste like shit.
Honey crisp apples are where it's at. Have never had a bad one
Honey crisp apples are amazing, I get the 4lb bag at Costco and they are gone in under a week.
Try cosmic crisp. It's a relatively new variety that was bred from the honey crisp
Meh. When they're a dark green they're incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they're amazing.
They are perfect.
I like my men jaundiced.
You can't spell jaundice without juice.
You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
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I am now obligated to post https://applerankings.com/
I can literally only eat Topaz apples at this point. Any other type will just rot in my house until i throw it away. Best variety out there for people that like a lil sour.
Gravenstein on the other hand... they often get heart rot.
They make me accidentally bite my cheek every time I eat one
I absolutely have. They can be as mealy as the rest of them
I have, but it’s real hard. They’re almost always great.