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What other great opening lines do you know?.
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Best non-fiction opening that sounds like a threat.
This one tops my list, probably followed by the opening to hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
Wait, I read this! Can't remember the name of the book right now though.
Edit: Ok, I remember it from a screenshot in a thread about cheeky textbooks
Yeah, it's an oldie.
Fun fact, Boltzmann hung himself while Ehrenfest shot his 15 year old son and then himself.
You and I go to different parties
Came looking for this, thanks