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Quck question, how uncomfortable is it to ride a bike while naked? Sounds pretty awful. Any accidental castrations?
If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.
How far do your balls hang?
About 3'50"
You put underpants on the seat.
But how is it a naked bike ride if the bikes aren't naked?
Two words: penny-farthing pettycoats.