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"Emergency" naked bike ride planned as Trump set to deploy troops to Portland (thehill.com)

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The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, "Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on."

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[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.

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