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Anon deals with crows
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this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you're the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn't good for birds!
Seed me daddy! I don't want bread.
OwO
You don't want to be bread?
Oh well...
Sad. Anyway, here's an inbread cat.
Bread crumbs is all I have rn
Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo
Learn something new everyday.
Ehh. You're more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
Also, one assumes you're not fucking them.
Bold to assume
Brand new sentence
Murder-daddy