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Anon asks out a friend
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this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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You had me until you brought up how many guys she fucked. Grow up anon
I mean... he took his shot with her 5 years ago, was rejected and then stayed friends while she went through all those other guys to then come back around and try to settle for him. I can see how he'd struggle with that. I'd probably feel like a last resort in that situation too. Also I think this story is rage bait so don't get to invested.
it's definitely incel ragebait.
It’s pretty clear to me that anon carefully crafted this story, no matter how much of it is actually real, to cast himself in the best possible light and show this woman as evil. It’s telling that in doing so he didn’t even realize that it reflected poorly on him to shame her for having sex with someone who wasn’t him.
Also, he assumes she'd even be happy with him but really he'd struggle to please a woman
You can tell that from an image of some text?
yes
But have you considered that anon can't count past 2 so everything else is countless.
i think this isn't the main point of this meme. he's hurt because he wanted to have a sweet teenage romance (or what feels like it) with that girl. that's not possible anymore.
I get what you're saying. But if it's so irrelevant then why bring it up??
people are allowed free speech
This is a deflection, not an answer. He's also allowed to say she refuses to wear a T-rex costume in bed, but if it's irrelevant why say it?
I mean not wearing a T-Rex costume to bed could be a dealbreaker for an intimate relationship. I’d find it more understandable than the number of former partners.
okay see that right there is a valid reason
This is the dumbest response to a question I've ever received. You deserve a cookie
We should pass a law making it legal that whenever someone deflects an argument with a non-sequitur appeal to "free speech" that they be hauled up on top of a giant pyramid and have their beating heart ripped out with an obsidian knife, their life a sacrifice to the great Sun god.
If you have any objections to my batshit insane proposal, you hate free speech and are a traitor to America... and Huītzilōpōchtli.
funny response, i give you that.
edit: but the difference is that yours is inciting violence.
Nice pearls, but you need not clutch them so
Teenage romance in your mid 20s?
Well technically OP is now 30 so they're less of a teenage figuring things out, and sad person.
Yeah but before the 5 years later they would be mid 20s.
some people grow up slowly and make typical teenage experiences in their mid-20s :)
i know that because i'm one of them. :)
my dude we all got our own paths and timing. don't rush.