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Anon asks out a friend
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this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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This is a deflection, not an answer. He's also allowed to say she refuses to wear a T-rex costume in bed, but if it's irrelevant why say it?
I mean not wearing a T-Rex costume to bed could be a dealbreaker for an intimate relationship. I’d find it more understandable than the number of former partners.
okay see that right there is a valid reason
This is the dumbest response to a question I've ever received. You deserve a cookie
We should pass a law making it legal that whenever someone deflects an argument with a non-sequitur appeal to "free speech" that they be hauled up on top of a giant pyramid and have their beating heart ripped out with an obsidian knife, their life a sacrifice to the great Sun god.
If you have any objections to my batshit insane proposal, you hate free speech and are a traitor to America... and Huītzilōpōchtli.
funny response, i give you that.
edit: but the difference is that yours is inciting violence.
Nice pearls, but you need not clutch them so