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[-] grte@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago
[-] latenightnoir 4 points 1 month ago

Then it's a "no" from me. Acid meat, nothx.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who the f puts cream cheese on a hot dog? You said it as if it were the choice of a normal.

Edit: Apologies for not realizing what c/ I was responding to. This was just unnecessarily aggressive of me.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

haha, gross af

username checks out!

Okay, this is an abomination, but I get how it might cut the acids somewhat and actually work out. Caramelized onions are awesome.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve never had it, I just learned about it from a stand up comic short. I love caramelized onions and I think they pair well with cream cheese, but that combo along side relish and mustard… I can’t imagine how that works.

[-] latenightnoir 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, nonono, not on a proper hot dog! Ketchup and mustard, always, I meant in this particular scenario - if that white stuff is mayo, then the contraption's too acidic. Cream cheese would offer a bit of base.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Pfft. Ketchup? What are you, five?

[-] latenightnoir 4 points 1 month ago

Heeey, what's wrong with ketchup?🥺

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago
[-] latenightnoir 1 points 1 month ago

And if I'm not?

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is there really a place where ketchup is out? I usually put most the things on when there's a topping station but I've never seen cream cheese offered. (Guess I'm overdue for a Seattle visit)

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago
[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

There is something especially funny about the Chicago chef in the article going on and on about the "natural taste" of a hotdog.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I love the smell of intestines in the morning

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A proper Chicago hotdog has tomatoes, pickles, peppers, relish, onions and mustard. It does not have ketchup

Tomatoes?! Sweet, fancy Moses! Okay, I get it, ketchup (supposedly made from tomatoes) would be a redundancy.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A proper hot dog where I'm sitting could include bacon wrapping, minced bermuda onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup on a folded piece of bread. There are additional side options, of course.

Edit: I misread that. You're clearly saying ketchup and mustard always.

[-] latenightnoir 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I initially interpreted the lot as a "would," not a "could," and I thought it sounds good, but very heavy:))

I agree with the lot, but... not all at once:))) And, yeah, ketchup and mustard are my main go-tos. Ketchup and mayo when things are... eggy, I guess.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Cream cheese on a hot dog is delicious.

From your friendly neighborhood Seattlite.

[-] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Testify!

Okay, will have to check it out if I can ever get up there some time.

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