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Jared Folgel Kelce
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this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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Just pushes the issue down one generation…
Parent1 B C, Parent2 J K
...
Parent3 B A, Parent4 J H
...
Child1 and Child2 become Parent5 and Parent6
Parent5 C K, Parent6 A H
...
it seems to work pretty well (ends up preferring people with two surnames, which is an ok amount of surnames)
flamingo said, a couple comments up, that it's the first last name of both parents. So Child1 should be B J or J B, Child2 should be the same and Child3 should hence be B B, B J, J B, or J J depending on what 1 and 2 chose. Right?
The whole system collapses if you have a child with someone who has "chosen" a different family surname order.