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[-] Thoath@leminal.space 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you....drive a car? Rubber rubbing off from your tires onto the road is one of the main contribution (2nd highest) to ocean micro plastics as your tires are filled with them suspended in the tire...

[-] UsernameHere@lemy.lol 44 points 1 month ago
[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

And the majority of that is fishing nets. I’ll keep my printer thank you.

[-] SnotFlickerman 7 points 1 month ago

Aw man there goes my all polyester 70's wardrobe!

[-] UsernameHere@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

That wardrobe will live on forever in our hearts and minds… in the form of microplastics.

[-] Flipper@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Insert scroll of truth meme here.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

Tires are made of rubber though.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 30 points 1 month ago

Tires have suspended micro plastics in the rubber, and small particles of rubber are still under the 'micro plastics' umbrella as a synthetic plastic polymer, glad you have such an understanding

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't those be micro rubbers and I'm not talking about my condoms.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 18 points 1 month ago

The main definition of rubber is only differentiated by it's elastic makeup, I understand you're working with a 5th grade reading level but, homie... they're classified as micro plastics as much as you want to ...do whatever this is

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

Fifth grade?

I can't afford me no college education you liberal!

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago
[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Dude this is a place for shitposting. Go somewhere else if you want to be pedantic.

You realize you're arguing with Satan's maggoty cum fart, yeah? Might be a hint of something...

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll have you know Sire Pipette SatansMaggotyCumFart Esq. (Formally known as the Artist cumfart) and I are on nominal grounds and I will assuredly still be acting in such a manner

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

(as long as I say their full name of course)

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

Yes I'm very grateful for their name and enjoyed their presence immensely ty, don't feed the trolls, on either side of the fence, ty goodnight

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

You must live in a city, elitist.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

I live in the woods but yeah WOAH what's this button I just found it's almost like magic blocked

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

What do you plug your computer into a current bush and a lan tree?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Don’t feed the troll.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

Even if you personally decide 'auhh my micro rubbers' a tire isn't a solid block of rubber, it has structural enforcement that is plastic, and both of these polymers, when under 5mm, is micro plastic by definition

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

5mm what's that like ten inches?

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

About a fifth ig?

I'm eyeballing it out.

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[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 1 month ago

Rubber, including natural rubber, is a hydrocarbon polymer and should probably count as a plastic in any useful definition of the word for this context. Normally natural rubber is biodegradable, of course, but we vulcanise it for usage in tyres, and that makes it much less so. As such, tyres are a huge source of either microplastic pollution or, if you want to call it something else, functionally-identical microrubber pollution

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

This isn't someone who is ignorant, they're just a troll don't strain yourself

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

In my defence they had not posted the replies to others when I had started typing

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

And in my defense this is a shitpost community.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

In my defense, in certain terms, you've got an itty bitty peepee

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

And here I thought you blocked me!

I’m glad you saw the light and would like to continue to see my genius contributions to the conversations.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah buddy you are blocked and I'm delighted, I just didn't want a notification every time you spoke I can still see your messages and contribute voluntarily, love learning nuance of moderation systems, anyway, it's been an honor to hear that when Ur-a-pee-an, your dick is 5mm and honestly, it's been a delightful honor to be gifted this knowledge by one such as you

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sir (or madam) you do realize this is a serious shitposting community right?

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

I even put up a nice little sign for you, I thought it was cute, it was my favorite from google

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

See it doesn’t hurt to have a bit of a sense of humor now does it?

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

pokes gently nop, good job cumfart

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[-] Thoath@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah for sure I do, just enjoying you for a moment.

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sure everyone reading this will enjoy the shitpostyness of this reply section, starring you! Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart, Satan loves this kinda thing

[-] Thoath@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

That's fine, just getting ahead of it so you're informed

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Functionally-identical microrubber pollution doesn't quite have the ring that microplastics does.

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