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Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 158 points 2 months ago

Fucking a twink is the manliness thing a man can do and if anyone wants to disagree with that I’ll fuck you too and I’m straight as fuck.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 months ago

Twinks are feminine, so fucking a twink is also feminine and that's gay. The manliest thing you can do is fuck the manliest guy you can find.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Coincidentally, that is also what you should do on your first day in prison. Or so they told me, I dunno

EDIT: Wait... was it beat OFF the manliest guy or beat UP? Hmmm... doesn't matter. Everybody liked me after anyway.

[-] BonkTheAnnoyed 4 points 2 months ago

Rape jokes (incarcerated or free it's the same) getting upvoted... what a weird timeline.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

[-] BonkTheAnnoyed 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do you really want me to spell it out? Okay.

Prison rape is never funny. It's traumatic, violent, and life destroying.

Giving hand jobs to potential rapists in order to appease them in advance is neither consentual nor funny.

Sea-lioning replies justifying rape will be blocked.

Edit: @SethTaylor@lemmy.world I am so sorry this happened to you. I also understand dark humor can be a helpful relief. I hope you get the support you need.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

The manliest thing you can do is being fucked by Kronar.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but you are completely wrong

;)

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2025
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