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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

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[-] happyfullfridge@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

I'm 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it's that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Nah, you wanna blood dope

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