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[-] bigfondue@lemmy.world 136 points 1 week ago

I raise you brussels sprouts:

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago

I can't believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 week ago

I even traveled all the way to brussels to get them just for this prank.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Brussels can only be called brussels if they're from the brussels region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling wine

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 88 points 1 week ago

I'll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

Cashew fruit

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago

Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They’re called cashew apples. You can find them at asian and latin grocery stores sometimes. Never had one, but i hear they are tasty, they’re hard to transport, though, so you have to be in the right areas to find them.

[-] fading_person@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Cashew juice is very tasty and it's quite popular here in brazil. It also has medicinal properties for when you have diarrhea.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They're not great. But you can make decent jam from them.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe they are not as fit for exporting or selling so the more profitable parts get sent to US instead?

[-] haerrii@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wtf no way this is real

EDIT: whoa

[-] bigfondue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Yea I wasn't sure how I thought they grew, but I never would have guessed that. I saw them at the supermarket on the stem and I was like wtf

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

and these are all related to cabbages, cauliflowers, broccoli too, they come from the same species.

[-] moitoi@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

And the violet one tastes great:

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago

And here I always thought they grew like tiny cabbages

[-] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Wait until you hear how closely related they are to cabbages

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

they are cultivars of the same species. cabbages, broccili, cauliflowers, brussel sprouts,,,etc. Brassica oleracea, also includes kale and collard greens

bok choi, napa cabbages are from a related species, similar bred.

[-] prole 7 points 1 week ago

Brussels sprouts are unreal

[-] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I've seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn't know it had leaves.

I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,

Thanks for the info.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Not even another branch - it's the same exact species, just a different cultivar

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

selected for increased leaf growth over the flowers.

[-] Eq0@literature.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

First time I saw them I felt like someone was playing a massive prank on me… in a random supermarket, by putting clearly alien veggies in the veggie section

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

they are buds of the flowering part. we eat the flowering parts mostly, like broccoli, cauliflower.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

I should find out how this stuff grows. I have no idea how broccoli and cauliflower grow.

Thanks for the info.

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago

You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.

[-] bigfondue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yea I've only seen them once though. Usually they are sold pretrimmed in a bag, in the US at least.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You could have given me a million guesses and I wouldn't have arrived at that!

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