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White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks
(www.thedailybeast.com)
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This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes
If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?
Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.
I knew it was somehow windows fault. We should obviously be running Debian.
I'd like to load a backup save please
Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.
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internet connection not found. please reinstall aol
Sometimes I like to imagine that we are in a reincarnation simulation and by the laws of quantum mechanics even if I was reborn exactly the same to relive this life again or even if the universe was started over, it would be completely different even if all variables where exactly the same. It gives me a strange hope.
Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.
New game+, dlc is extra
Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren't corrupt?
COSMIC BIT FLIP 2028!
well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please
It's just them feeding the constant news cycle with bullshit and nonsense. I say JUST but...idk I'm getting to the point where the psy-op has worked and I don't want to pay attention to the news anymore. I might make myself a old RSS style feed for like Reuters or something but getting my news from social media has been nothing but devastating. It's gotta be somewhat intentional. Not that it's not happening, but that it's always some new stupid thing that is just the right amount of outrageous that it diluted the important stuff. I don't care about some kid called big balls. That's just a symptom. The keys they jingle to keep it so the doctor with the needle is half-forgotten. Maybe they won but at least I'll be happier.
I kinda get why the guy at the end of 1984 didn't give a shit anymore by the end.