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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

I'd like to load a backup save please

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 23 hours ago

Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 5 points 23 hours ago

Plug.exe is not working. Check for a working internet connection

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

internet connection not found. please reinstall aol
internet connection not found. please reinstall aol

[-] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sometimes I like to imagine that we are in a reincarnation simulation and by the laws of quantum mechanics even if I was reborn exactly the same to relive this life again or even if the universe was started over, it would be completely different even if all variables where exactly the same. It gives me a strange hope.

[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

New game+, dlc is extra

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren't corrupt?

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