Yeah, I realized that shortly after I posted, so I updated the post to point out that this wouldn't do anything against a device that had spyware installed to flag a user for what it incorrectly deems as objectionable behavior.

PS to mods: I'm not a bot, but I do post like one in the trailers community while I build out automation to do that work for me. Everything I post is 100% made by me. I'll get appropriate permission from instance ownership before I turn anything on.