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this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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I heard of a pastor in my town once say that "Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin". Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.
God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq
that got a spit take from me
Well i dont really judge kinks usually but god himself? Isnt that a bit too far?
Ive known girls shaving their pubic hair into a landing strip, and on further reflection it makes total sense why satan, and i, were so interested in them.
So that's why I've always preferred girls not to shave. So much more landing space for sins!
honestly just good taste imo. perhaps you should get in touch with Boeing as well (but not really, they kill people)