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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.

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[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hate chocolate. I don't want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own...

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That's it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I'm not trolling, y'all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y'all are trolling or you're living on such a distant plane of reality that you're inventing shit that I've done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 days ago

buys chocolate ice-cream

looks inside

chocolate

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Buys chocolate ice-cream

Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like... how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I'm sorry. It's totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between "Hate chocolate" and "not buying chocolate ice cream" was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.

[-] Morlark@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The inside of the cone is coated in chocolate to prevent it from getting soggy from all the melted icecream. It tends to pool at the bottom because that's how gravity works.

There is no "random" plug of chocolate. It's an inherent function of the product. No matter what the flavour of icecream is, the cone itself is inherently a chocolate product.

So yes, you are, in fact, knowingly purchasing chocolate products, as evidenced by the fact that you're currently complaining about all the chocolate in these cones that you keep purchasing. If you hate chocolate that much, then maybe just don't buy it?

This is entirely a problem of your own making. And people are correct in pointing out that your responses have been nothing but toxic.

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