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Surviving the predator
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this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.
I am neither of those things.
According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first...
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness...
it's not too late to get into mpreg.
Dead
I've got lots of mud and trees at my place. I'll be just fine.