Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber's discord before your 18th birthday?
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
Am I misremembering the end of that movie, or does it end up getting kind of supernatural? Don't remember if Otis himself did anything though...
It definitely gets weird towards the end and I think it's meant to be sorta ambiguous/ open to interpretation.
From what I can recall (it's been a while) and from watching the sequels, I think Otis and Co were just psycho rednecks, but I could be wrong about that.
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.
The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.
I am neither of those things.
According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first...
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness...
it's not too late to get into mpreg.
Freddie Krueger... Just stay awake
J.K Rowling
If we're doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
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Whoa, I truly had no idea. That's pretty wild.
The Refregirator (yeah, it's a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It's a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender...) so I'll surely die horribly but I'm all for fighting against electric appliances.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they'd be even more malevolent...
I'd go with Hopper from A Bug's Life. I'm sure he's a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain't worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
My garden!
I'm going with Jaws, and staying home.
weather alert, there's a tornado on your way...
hope it doesn't launch a weird franchise
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that's kind of them...
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
Five star idea! I’m literally laughing at the … Spinaltap version!! That would by hysterical.
david Attenborough narration, about hour the military commandos are entering a trap. and offhand question why are there US military troops in a central American jungle?
You must be young?
So… I’m no history major but as I recall, Nicaragua had a socialist government called the FMLN… Reagan hated socialism and hired Oliver North to arm and train El Salvadoran troops… it’s wasn’t very secret. We had military boots on the ground. Even now I believe that we have a base in Panama to train soldiers… it’s connected to West Point somehow.
But yeah, if shit’s going on places, we’re there.
I do not know how Predator explained our soldiers down there but it didn’t have to.
the question was sort of rethorical. the movie takes place in Guatemala
Let's face it, they were sent there to protect the cocaine deliveries to the States
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