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Some of the most ludicrous people I used to know are... very queer and proud, self describe as 'leftists', and are also mega Potterheads, all at the same time.
Everytime I'd mention that Rowling is a POS, I would literally be shushed, and mean mugged.
Ironically (or perhaps not?) one of these people would later be fired from their job for racial insensitivity.
???????
Cognitive dissonance is really something else.
So weird considering they are literally novels for children lol...
These are the kind of people who are in their 30s and still make instagram posts, and frequently say in real life, 'I'm done adulting today.'
Oh right, even crazier, one of them was also a nurse and a covid skeptic... again all at the same time.
Nurse and covid skeptic is unfortunately common.
nurses are frequently the most extreme dunning-kreuger cases. they can
nursinglike a sonofabitch but then they act like the world's foremost experts on anything tenuously related to the idea of medicine. don't ever listen to a nurse about shit beyond their immediate duties, most of them believe some fucking dumb shit.Yep, totally agree.
It's like they have Nobel Disease, but without having an actual Nobel Prize.
Have you considered Redwall. BJ is dead so he can't be pressured by the Anglican Church. I'm not excusing RJ, but the Anglican church is pretty fucking brutal in the UK anytime they get remotely threatened.
Also Redwall is fire as fuck.
Personally, I read the entire Redwall series as a kid.
Well, maybe not all of it, I think some books in the series were still being written at the time ... not 100% sure.
I found them much more compelling than Harry Potter.
I also read everything Animorphs, most of them as they came out.
... I also read all of LotR, other than the Silmarillion, before I got out of high school, as well as most of the Tom Clancy books, Jurassic Park / Lost World Andromeda Strain, 1984, Brave New World, Farenheit 451...
Man, I even read most of the Boxcar Children before I got out of elementary school.
I read a lot as a kid.
So much so that when I was in 2nd grade, I would routinely finish school work so quickly, that I would be matched up with 4th and 5th graders who were behind their grade in reading ability, and go out into the hallway and help them read aloud books, help them with pronounciation, explain word meanings they didn't know.
...
But the group of people I am describing?
Best I remember, they only read Harry Potter... and I do remember having to explain to them that the LotR movies (the first 3) diverge from the plot of the books in several key points... Saruman's plot arc and everything directly connected to him diverge significantly... perhaps most notably by totally removing the Shire being 'scoured' near the end of the story.
These people did not believe me when I told them this, which lead me to conclude they either didn't actually read LotR, or at best, skim-read it or didn't remember it well at all.
bad news, your friends are shitlibs. being queer doesn't excuse them from being bad people.
I know they are shitlibs, that's why they are no longer my friends.
I could rant much further about ways they actually abused and took advantage of me, for instance, one of them still owes me over $1K, but I don't want to trigger my PTSD right now.