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[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I'd fight a gorilla, and win.

It would be a gun fight, from a distance, but a fight none-the-less, and I guarantee you, I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

[-] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

Insert Planet of the Apes intro.

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