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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes
(www.nytimes.com)
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Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.