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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 3 days ago

Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y'all!

[-] radix@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Who's bringing the roadkill bear meat?

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Whale carcasses

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is Texas, not Tennessee/Kentucky/Arkansas.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I think I heard if you drink raw milk with H15N while you have measles you get immunity to H15N!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Oll-oh-yoll

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Eat some raw milk and end up looking like leatherface JR

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