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Life hack (i.ibb.co)
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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 57 points 6 days ago

Exactly, you need to do four things in order to become rich:

  • Do NOT pay taxes; taxes are only for poor people; be proactive.
  • Use your tax money to ~~bribe~~ lobby politicians into help you become richer.
  • Abuse your employees and your providers; squeeze them like you were a baddie from Dune.
  • Be a pillar of the community, which means paying a PR agency to boost your image.

Or at least that's what I learned from the rich.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

That's not how you become rich-er. To become rich in the first place, you need to try real hard to be born rich, or be one of the four people per generation that get stupid lucky.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 15 points 6 days ago

The important part is once you're rich, claim it was due hard work and perseverance only.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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