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this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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Granted. Superman had to practise controlling his strength for his entire life so he wouldn't hurt those around him. You can survive that strength, but others can't.
I should point out that this means you can never pet a dog again.
Poor guy having to hold his nut back so Lois Lane didn't die.